This morning I get a phone call:
Me: Hello.
Voice at the Other End: Hello.
Me: Who is this?
Voice at the Other End: Me.
That is such a perfectly idiotic answer. And such a perfect joke, provided only that it isn’t happening to me or to you. It should be in an American sitcom, and I am sure it has been.
The subsequent conversation included this:
Me: I am going to blog this.
My thanks to Me.